edapict:

夕飯にくっそまずいカレーを食べた   作者は俺

lightspeedsound:

OH MY GOD

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any one under 16 has no credibility unless it is in the court of Law 

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Julius is such a liar why did I trust him that he was doing his schoolwork he can’t even reduce a fraction I should have known trust no 12 year old they are not trustworthy 

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Omg you were fat ?!?????
Asked by Anonymous

fat is only a state of mind!

nentindo:

lordemusic:

david:

Twinsies!?!

dudes i met our leader

lorde this isn’t 2011

drag her

2
So wait you got them high yellow Duncan Hines cakes or nahhhh ?!?!?
Asked by Anonymous

no I’m on a diet

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mattressblowoutsale:

When I turn the age you need to be to buy alcohol im going to be really glad about howI can buy alcohol