my teacher in middle school got fired for banging a student but he left without the class hamster so someone decided to set it free and it ran around the school until someone accidentally stepped on it and killed it
Tbh im kinda sticking with you on the rodent thing. Ive been keeping mice and they've been relatively happy and healthy but my current mouse has this giant gross tumor and I cant afford to take her to a vet so im just guilty. Would not repeat.
my friends hamsters always got tumors it was so sad but she kept getting them honestly rodents are just 2 much:(
since you're on the subject of pets. i have this turtle that likes to bang his shell loudly against the side of his tank. he keeps me awake ALL night doing this. i've considered putting him on his back so i can sleep for like 5 minutes. is that bad?
LMAOO DONT DO THAT but omg my brother had a pet turtle and its cage smelled SO bad but one day he went to clean it and he put the turtle down outside for like minutes and thank god it ran away like I dont know how a turtle runs away but Bubbles escaped hell
Idc what anyone says rodents are NOT pets they belong outside w hiding places n predators that's how they were designed they're just scared and stressed in a cage. Also prey animals never love you n aren't relatable cats n dogs n ferrets cuddle and play and try to give you things keeping a stressed mouse (that's so stupid it eats it's babies n traumatizes you forever) in a cage isn't a relationship like what's the point?? Bye it's 5am n idek u i jus wrote this long ass thing about mice n shit
OMG I KNOW I LEARNED I was like..never again will I get a rodent like they’re so hard to manage and keep stress free and I was so young I truly wasn’t ready for that but I hear you can make ferrets smell less terrible but still..never again
I'm laughing so hard at your rodent stories. We had a hamster named Rachel who died after eating a litter of babies that we didn't know she was pregnant with. I was like 6 and said: "well at least she had a good meal before she died." What the hell.
OMG SHE ATE HER BABIES? Well Mr. Gray hate his sisters i think hamsters are just demonic
omg I had a rabbit when I was like 6 and my mom built her a cage and I begged her to bring the rabbit inside because there was this demonic stray Dalmatian and I knew he would get her.. AND HE DID HE RIPPED INTO HER CAGE AND ATE HER and i still remind my mom she killed my rabbit
while im talking about all my pets here is how the lives of all my pets that were rodents ended
Age 7, 2 pet mice, one for me one for my sister; her mouse ate mine and then had a heart attack because he ate too much
Age 8, 1 hour before school (6 Am..) I hear something crack I’m like “?? what was that did I break my finger” I go to the hamster cage and Mr. Grey is eating his sister Petunia like he was eating her neck and I cried and released him into the woods as punishment
Age 9, I get 2 guinea pigs from my teacher cuz she loved me I name one Sabrina and the other one Charlie Brown; Sabrina dies from a heart attack cuz Order of the Phoenix fell off a bookshelf 3 months after I get her and Charlie Brown dies because I put his cage outside for 5 minutes to clean my room
Still 9, same teacher gives me 2 gerbils and does not warn me that GERBILS HAVE SSEX SO MUCH AND WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN THE CAGE AND TAKE OVER YOUR HOUSE so the gerbils had maybe 24 babies and broke the cage open and reproduced all over the house for 2 weeks until we finally captured them all and took them to a pet store never to return
Age 13, for some dumb ass reason I get 2 stank ass ferrets, i gave them to my neighbors after a month because I cannot take the smell of piss and nastiness
I hated my guinea pigs so much… like yeah I loved them but they would always fucking SCREECH when I would walk in the room for like 3 minutes all i would hear is COYCOYCOYCOYCOY like no you fat rodent i don’t have a damn carrot stop looking at me
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